PaintedShabby


(Source: paul-ramon)










Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.

Don’t just fuck the police. 

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

(Source: parjars)

Via Always Keeping Promises
  • mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
  • mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
  • mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
  • mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
Via Always Keeping Promises

tyleroakley:

comeonacone:

theepichumor:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

MIRANDA.

(Source: s3xnoise)


The ask box is completely empty.

fuckyeahbandbuffalo:

SO FILL IT UP WITH YOUR MEMES. It’s so hungry I can hear the rumbling.

Via Fuck Yeah Band Buffalo!

I change the date on my homework to make it seem like i did it earlier

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: fuckyeahragetoons)

Via Courtney Nezvera

When the bell rings for the end of school

sodamnrelatable:

The kids are like:

And the teacher is like:

(Source: lmaogtfo)

Via Courtney Nezvera

When a friend types BRB.

sodamnrelatable:

The first 10 minutes:

An hour:

Three hours:

“Are you f*cking kidding me?!”

Then they suddenly go offline

Via Courtney Nezvera

(Source: hazeltea)



fuckyeahbandbuffalo

You’re damn right they’re not. All they do is screw up the show and waist time during rehearsals.



fuckyeahhjohnnydepp:

Johnny Depp at Jimmy Kimmel

The things I’d do to that man..


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