Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
(Source: parjars)
The ask box is completely empty.
SO FILL IT UP WITH YOUR MEMES. It’s so hungry I can hear the rumbling.
When a friend types BRB.
The first 10 minutes:
An hour:
Three hours:
“Are you f*cking kidding me?!”
Then they suddenly go offline
via sodamnrelatable
You’re damn right they’re not. All they do is screw up the show and waist time during rehearsals.











